A Canadian Trying to Survive Rural Denmark.
So far, Denmark is winning.
5 years in Denmark, 3 kids deep, and still pretending I understand what my neighbours are saying. Clean-ish, relatable stand-up about expat life, Danish culture, family chaos, and the quiet confusion of living in Jylland.
- Events
- Julefrokost
- Expat nights
- Celebrations
Comedy for People Who Live Here…
and still don’t understand it.
Built for English-speaking rooms in Denmark: expats, internationals, Danes with a sense of humour, and anyone who has nodded through an entire Danish conversation while understanding exactly one word.
The set moves through Jylland, family life, Danish traditions, language mistakes, and the quiet daily confusion of living somewhere that works beautifully and makes absolutely no sense.
See Me in the Wild
Quick video clips from rural Denmark.
Perfect For
Built to land in the kinds of rooms you’re actually planning.
Company Events
For teams who need a laugh and definitely not another PowerPoint.
Julefrokosts
Before the snaps takes over completely.
Expat Nights
For people who moved here for love and stayed because they forgot to leave.
Private Parties
Birthdays, milestones, and events where Danes somehow congratulate everyone.
Reviews From People I’m Pretty Sure Were There*
*Loosely defined. Overheard, paraphrased, and lovingly cherry-picked.
It was… good.
I laughed the whole time. Even the parts I didn’t understand.
Finally someone said it out loud.
Canadian by birth, Dane by accident.
I’m a Canadian comedian living in Jylland, performing in English for expats, internationals, and Danes brave enough to hear what Denmark sounds like from the outside.
My comedy is about the everyday stuff: marriage, kids, neighbours, language confusion, family visits, and slowly becoming the kind of man who says “nå nå nå” even when he has no idea what’s happening.
Make Your Event Funnier
Than It Was Going to Be
Tell me what you’re planning, who’s coming, and how Danish the room is. I’ll get back to you with availability, price, and what kind of set would work best.